"If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses" [Lenny Bruce]
Christianity is a religion that requires you to glorify the gift of "free will" by only using your free will to act like being born is just like joining the military, that is, "God's army!" It is to glorify "free will" by deciding to only act like a robot. This is like glorifying the gift of being able to move as freely as one wishes, to dance and run and jump and skip and so on, by only crawling, on one's hands and knees in supplication, in a straight line, straight to church and home again. That like glorifying the gift of free food by only eating what your religion puts on the menu out of the hope that you'll be resurrected so you can either eat whatever you want, not have to eat at all, or that for all eternity you will only ever want to eat from the same menu the Church limited you from eating from while you were alive on Earth. It's like glorifying the gift of a free Lamborghini by never driving it faster than any posted speed lim