The Rant Institute

Dear Lord, Please save me from what you're going to do to me if I don't pray to you to save me. Amen

A vow of celibacy is practiced in religion by people who's desire to be right is even stronger than their desire for sex, and martyrdom is an act of suicide by a person who's desire to be right is even stronger than their desire to stay alive.

Hell is a future controlled by the past.

A vow of celibacy is a verbal act of castration, where men pretend to be eunuchs, and women revert to the  naivete of their prepubescence, by living like they were ever virgins.

The desire for ever  more of everything is not evidence that God exists, but the spark of all human creativity love, passion, and intellectual pursuit. And those who pursue such things for their own sake, float like angels, while those who pursue those things for the sake of god or manna, walk like the devil himself.

The most common form of insanity is an addiction to one’s identity.

Getting angry when someone questions your sanity is proof you’re probably insane.

Sometimes the worst criticisms are the best compliments of all.