Conservatism in theory is simply a religion based on libertarianism, but in practice it publicly subsidizes agriculture, technology, energy, financial, defense, science, medical research, the prison industries, and even religion, while condemning any suggestion of public subsidization of health or education as Communism or Socialism. Conservatives also fail to understand that there are only two classes of people politicians ever talk about: real people and fictional people. Fictional people are corporations, otherwise called legal fictions. And whenever Conservative Republicans talk about liberty, this only ever produces greater freedom for the latter, to increasingly enslave the former, in the bondage of debt.