Skip to main content

The Coming Zombie Apocolypse

As anyone with eyes can plainly see, the Zombie Apocalypse is clearly coming, and it's coming sooner rather than later. But the "zombies" are not people who have risen from the dead, like Christians angry about being woken up on the last day. Instead, they are people who are so consumed with their own righteousness and fear, that they will eventually rise up with their gospels in one hand and their semi automatic rifles in the other, and begin the godly work of slaughtering anyone who refuses to accept the will of the one true, most deceitful, murderous, blood drenched savage gods of all time - GOD!


In fact, that is exactly what happened during the Rwandan genocide, when the Christian churches there began playing power politics, and lead their congregants to believe that smiting their enemies was as Christian as Abraham attempting to murder his own son (b/c, like the Son of Sam, he listened to the voices in his head) or God savagely sacrificing his only son for the sake of his beloved savages.

In a world as hyper complex as our own, finding anyone or anything to blame for all of the problems people face today, and for all of the frustrations that people everywhere are daily drowning in, is as easy as closing your eyes and throwing a penny. Wherever the penny lands,  there you will find plenty of evidence to justify whoever, or whatever beliefs, you wish to blame. It's really just that easy. An effect can have an infinite number of causes, in other words, in the same way any given effect is the result of an infinite number of causes. And because of this, even a teenager can easily assemble the necessary "evidences" to prove that the cause of all their problems is whomever they wish to blame.

If you want to blame women for all of the problems in the world, it's as easy to do as finding amble evidence for blaming all of the Democrats in the world, or all of the aardvarks in the world, or cows, or amebas, or plankton. Or if you wish to blame the Jews, as Hitler did, that's just as easy. Or even more fashionable today, blame the Muslims, or the Homosexuals, or the Liberals, socialists or communists (just don't blame the capitalists)! Blame those who wish to take away your guns! And those who wish to defend them as well! Blame everyone for everything! And let the light of your own confirmation bias guide you to slaughter your enemies, the world, and everything in it - in God's ever loving mercy. Amen.

The Zombie Apocalypse is us, in other words, for we are the GOD of this world, who is as evil and as good, as ignorant and enlightened, and as hateful and loving, as we are to each other. But because we have put our willingness to die for our beliefs above our willingness to "die for each other" we turn our heaven into hell on Earth.  God be praised and let's burn some witches! Who brought the holy marshmallows?




 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Why Christianity is More Unnatural Than Homosexuality

I grew up in a family that is about as homophobic as Phil Robertson and the Westboro Baptists, only they're not quite as boisterous about it; at least not in public anyway. They have also conveniently convinced themselves  that their homophobia is really just their unique Christian ability to "hate the sin, but love the sinner" (even though these very same Christians adamantly refuse to accept that people can "hate Christianity, but love the Christian").  The sexual superiority complex necessarily relied on by such Christians is, of course, blanketed beneath the lambs wool of the Christian humility of serving "God." They interpret their fear of those who are different, in other words, as simply proof of their intimate knowledge and love of God. And the only thing such Christians are more sure about than that their own personal version of "God" exists, is that such a "God" would never want people to be homosexual - no matter how ma...
  The world changes according to the way people see it, and if you alter even by a millimeter the way people look at reality, then you can change it.” James Baldwin   

Why Are Republicans Pro Life?

Most people don't realize that the Supreme Court has been in the hands of the Republican party since at least 1970! In fact, even in the landmark case of Roe v Wade that legalized abortion, SCOTUS was inhabited by 6 Republicans and 3 Democrats, and the vote was 7 to 2. One of the reasons is that the Republican Party has absolutely ZERO desire to win on the abortion issue. And that's because abortion gives the GOP a clear focal point with potentially unlimited organizing power. And it's an even simpler message to sell than religion, since we are "pro-life." (if that was true, however, they wouldn't be actively trying to repeal healthcare for up to 30 million Americans, nor would they be so pro-gun, pro-war, pro-death penalty, pro welfare cuts, pro- social security cuts, pro- drone strikes, etc). The Republican party officially became "pro-life" in 1976, thanks to Jesse Helms (R-NC). The only reason no serious challenge was brought within the pa...