Praying to God is the belief that the most powerful manufacturer imaginable is utterly powerless to fix anything at all until enough people praise that manufacturer as the greatest manufacturer ever - even if it is the only manufacturer there ever was, is, or will be.
And a miracle is when that manufacturer finally decides to fix anything, even though the only fixes that said manufacturer ever bothers to make are necessarily the very least it could ever possibly do.
In fact, so rare is it that said "miracle" occurs, that a person is far more likely to win the lottery a hundred times in a row, and be struck by lighting each time, and survive unscathed.
And a miracle is when that manufacturer finally decides to fix anything, even though the only fixes that said manufacturer ever bothers to make are necessarily the very least it could ever possibly do.
In fact, so rare is it that said "miracle" occurs, that a person is far more likely to win the lottery a hundred times in a row, and be struck by lighting each time, and survive unscathed.
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