Tuesday, March 21, 2017

God Doesn't Exist Because of Eric

Finally! Proof positive that God does NOT EXIST!

I've copied this from an Anonymous source on the internet - so this is NOT MINE! But it's brilliant.


"God can't exist because of Eric, the God-Eating magic penguin. Since Eric is god-eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat god. So, if god exists, he automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten."

Here we could argue that there is NO WAY for Christians to prove that God DID NOT DIE upon creating the universe. In other words, The BIG BANG  was when God's head exploded (maybe he shot himself).

To continue..

"So unless you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, god doesn't exist. Even if you can prove Eric doesn't exist, that same proof will also be applicable to god."

Mic drop.


"There are only two possibilities. Either you can prove that Eric doesn't exist" (and thereby also prove God does not exist at the same time) "or you cannot. In both cases, it logically follows that god doesn't exist."


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